The whole fambly is mystified.
The whole fambly is mystified.
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--a jew with a big nose and curly hair, but he's very smart, and comes from a locally distinguished family. He is the sole heir of a Fortune 500 kosher pickle empire, and looks like a teen Woody Allen with Karl Malden's nose.
--a nigger that made billions as a teen rapper, but now has turned to Jesus. He memorized the Bible, and can quote scripture all day. He looks like a teen Denzel with even lighter skin.
After meeting them both, you find that they (early 20s) are nice guys. They both profess their love for Stacy (17), and want to marry her. She turns 18 next week.
You MUST choose one. You cannot kill either of them, or her, or yourself. You cannot move to Argentina in the middle of the night. Which one, and why?
EDIT: new rules, you cannot kill any offspring from the unholy pairing. And there will be ironclad prenups. The marriage MUST last for at least 10 years for her to get anything in a divorce.
EDIT 2: while agonizing over your choice, you hire a PI to watch these guys. Turns out the kike attends furry conventions when he says he's traveling for business, and the nigger is addicted to Thai tranny porn. Your (virgin) daughter knows nothing about it. Both men are hetero, and not dating anyone besides your daughter.
EDIT 3: the kike is a vaxxfag, the nigger is not.
EDIT 4: Stacy was the model for this painting https://imgs.search.brave.com/w8AjNIqJJtBBdr3oRd9lHR49Ln_DZ_Tj7RBf4G-i_0A/rs:fit:1200:1200:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9keW4x/Lmhlcml0YWdlc3Rh/dGljLmNvbS9sZj9z/ZXQ9cGF0aFsyJTJG/MSUyRjIlMkY5JTJG/MyUyRjIxMjkzNDMw/XSZjYWxsPXVybFtm/aWxlOnByb2R1Y3Qu/Y2hhaW5d
--a jew with a big nose and curly hair, but he's very smart, and comes from a locally distinguished family. He is the sole heir of a Fortune 500 kosher pickle empire, and looks like a teen Woody Allen with Karl Malden's nose.
--a nigger that made billions as a teen rapper, but now has turned to Jesus. He memorized the Bible, and can quote scripture all day. He looks like a teen Denzel with even lighter skin.
After meeting them both, you find that they (early 20s) are nice guys. They both profess their love for Stacy (17), and want to marry her. She turns 18 next week.
You MUST choose one. You cannot kill either of them, or her, or yourself. You cannot move to Argentina in the middle of the night. Which one, and why?
EDIT: new rules, you cannot kill any offspring from the unholy pairing. And there will be ironclad prenups. The marriage MUST last for at least 10 years for her to get anything in a divorce.
EDIT 2: while agonizing over your choice, you hire a PI to watch these guys. Turns out the kike attends furry conventions when he says he's traveling for business, and the nigger is addicted to Thai tranny porn. Your (virgin) daughter knows nothing about it. Both men are hetero, and not dating anyone besides your daughter.
EDIT 3: the kike is a vaxxfag, the nigger is not.
EDIT 4: Stacy was the model for this painting https://imgs.search.brave.com/w8AjNIqJJtBBdr3oRd9lHR49Ln_DZ_Tj7RBf4G-i_0A/rs:fit:1200:1200:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9keW4x/Lmhlcml0YWdlc3Rh/dGljLmNvbS9sZj9z/ZXQ9cGF0aFsyJTJG/MSUyRjIlMkY5JTJG/MyUyRjIxMjkzNDMw/XSZjYWxsPXVybFtm/aWxlOnByb2R1Y3Qu/Y2hhaW5d
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