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--a jew with a big nose and curly hair, but he's very smart, and comes from a locally distinguished family. He is the sole heir of a Fortune 500 kosher pickle empire, and looks like a teen Woody Allen with Karl Malden's nose.

--a nigger that made billions as a teen rapper, but now has turned to Jesus. He memorized the Bible, and can quote scripture all day. He looks like a teen Denzel with even lighter skin.

After meeting them both, you find that they (early 20s) are nice guys. They both profess their love for Stacy (17), and want to marry her. She turns 18 next week.

You MUST choose one. You cannot kill either of them, or her, or yourself. You cannot move to Argentina in the middle of the night. Which one, and why?

EDIT: new rules, you cannot kill any offspring from the unholy pairing. And there will be ironclad prenups. The marriage MUST last for at least 10 years for her to get anything in a divorce.

EDIT 2: while agonizing over your choice, you hire a PI to watch these guys. Turns out the kike attends furry conventions when he says he's traveling for business, and the nigger is addicted to Thai tranny porn. Your (virgin) daughter knows nothing about it. Both men are hetero, and not dating anyone besides your daughter.

EDIT 3: the kike is a vaxxfag, the nigger is not.

EDIT 4: Stacy was the model for this painting https://imgs.search.brave.com/w8AjNIqJJtBBdr3oRd9lHR49Ln_DZ_Tj7RBf4G-i_0A/rs:fit:1200:1200:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9keW4x/Lmhlcml0YWdlc3Rh/dGljLmNvbS9sZj9z/ZXQ9cGF0aFsyJTJG/MSUyRjIlMkY5JTJG/MyUyRjIxMjkzNDMw/XSZjYWxsPXVybFtm/aWxlOnByb2R1Y3Qu/Y2hhaW5d

--a jew with a big nose and curly hair, but he's very smart, and comes from a locally distinguished family. He is the sole heir of a Fortune 500 kosher pickle empire, and looks like a teen Woody Allen with Karl Malden's nose. --a nigger that made billions as a teen rapper, but now has turned to Jesus. He memorized the Bible, and can quote scripture all day. He looks like a teen Denzel with even lighter skin. After meeting them both, you find that they (early 20s) are nice guys. They both profess their love for Stacy (17), and want to marry her. She turns 18 next week. You MUST choose one. You cannot kill either of them, or her, or yourself. You cannot move to Argentina in the middle of the night. Which one, and why? EDIT: new rules, you cannot kill any offspring from the unholy pairing. And there will be ironclad prenups. The marriage MUST last for at least 10 years for her to get anything in a divorce. EDIT 2: while agonizing over your choice, you hire a PI to watch these guys. Turns out the kike attends furry conventions when he says he's traveling for business, and the nigger is addicted to Thai tranny porn. Your (virgin) daughter knows nothing about it. Both men are hetero, and not dating anyone besides your daughter. EDIT 3: the kike is a vaxxfag, the nigger is not. EDIT 4: Stacy was the model for this painting https://imgs.search.brave.com/w8AjNIqJJtBBdr3oRd9lHR49Ln_DZ_Tj7RBf4G-i_0A/rs:fit:1200:1200:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9keW4x/Lmhlcml0YWdlc3Rh/dGljLmNvbS9sZj9z/ZXQ9cGF0aFsyJTJG/MSUyRjIlMkY5JTJG/MyUyRjIxMjkzNDMw/XSZjYWxsPXVybFtm/aWxlOnByb2R1Y3Qu/Y2hhaW5d

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[–] [deleted] 11 pts

How about I kill you for forcing me to make such a choice?

[–] 6 pts

Which one did you choose?

Sorry for your loss.

[–] 3 pts

Lol the edits

[–] 2 pts

Well, I keep thinking of stuff! Plus, wise-ass commenters keep finding loopholes..

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It would be the jew. I'd have to meet both families though.

Better chances are the jew would have a much better family and the black person would have ratchet.

Also because half the black male population is in jail, the ones who aren't it's very easy for them to get a new black girl. So less likely they'd stick together.

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the jew would have a much better family and the black person would have ratchet.

I read that as hatchet, but that's a few months down the line.

[–] 1 pt

Even hardened ex-con niggers don't want nigresses

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Because it was such a tough choice before.

[–] 0 pt

Yes the edits. I’m cracking up.

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The Jew, but specify that all children be raised Christian.

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Did you miss the 'ultra-Orthodox' part?

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If it's Orthodox don't the Jews side with the wife's side of the family in terms of religion? So you might be safe with this stipulation.

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There will be family pressure for her to convert and raise the kids as kikelets, even if the wife will never really be accepted. See Ivanka Trump.

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The nigger since he'll most likely be shot young by some other nigger for being wealthy and having a White woman. Codicil: any physical activity must be monitored and all birth control precautions must be in place. Negro not allowed on my (father) property. Negro will not inherit or have access to daughter's properties of inheritance. Ad nauseam.

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You are only allowed to decide who she dates.

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A most curious game. The only way to win is not to play.

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I'd go with the Jew. They are less prone to violence and brash impulsive behavior, so Stacy is much less likely to beat victim of domestic abuse. Plus, there are enough full blooded crypto-Jews that pass for regular people that your grandchildren should be passable. That would not the case for the Black. Finally, without a Jewish mother, your grandchildren will never be considered "real" Jews by their community,. Being on the fringes of that society will provide you with ample opportunity to de-program them.

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I'd build a time machine and bust my nuts in her moms butthole so the daughter is never born.

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Nigger. Less likely to get AIDS at a furry convention and pass it on.

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A great many niggers are on the 'down-low', and fuck other niggers.

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Choose the jew. At least she won't be dead and in a while she can move on.

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Ah, the 'toll-avoidance method'...good thinkin.

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