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--a jew with a big nose and curly hair, but he's very smart, and comes from a locally distinguished family. He is the sole heir of a Fortune 500 kosher pickle empire, and looks like a teen Woody Allen with Karl Malden's nose.

--a nigger that made billions as a teen rapper, but now has turned to Jesus. He memorized the Bible, and can quote scripture all day. He looks like a teen Denzel with even lighter skin.

After meeting them both, you find that they (early 20s) are nice guys. They both profess their love for Stacy (17), and want to marry her. She turns 18 next week.

You MUST choose one. You cannot kill either of them, or her, or yourself. You cannot move to Argentina in the middle of the night. Which one, and why?

EDIT: new rules, you cannot kill any offspring from the unholy pairing. And there will be ironclad prenups. The marriage MUST last for at least 10 years for her to get anything in a divorce.

EDIT 2: while agonizing over your choice, you hire a PI to watch these guys. Turns out the kike attends furry conventions when he says he's traveling for business, and the nigger is addicted to Thai tranny porn. Your (virgin) daughter knows nothing about it. Both men are hetero, and not dating anyone besides your daughter.

EDIT 3: the kike is a vaxxfag, the nigger is not.

EDIT 4: Stacy was the model for this painting https://imgs.search.brave.com/w8AjNIqJJtBBdr3oRd9lHR49Ln_DZ_Tj7RBf4G-i_0A/rs:fit:1200:1200:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9keW4x/Lmhlcml0YWdlc3Rh/dGljLmNvbS9sZj9z/ZXQ9cGF0aFsyJTJG/MSUyRjIlMkY5JTJG/MyUyRjIxMjkzNDMw/XSZjYWxsPXVybFtm/aWxlOnByb2R1Y3Qu/Y2hhaW5d

--a jew with a big nose and curly hair, but he's very smart, and comes from a locally distinguished family. He is the sole heir of a Fortune 500 kosher pickle empire, and looks like a teen Woody Allen with Karl Malden's nose. --a nigger that made billions as a teen rapper, but now has turned to Jesus. He memorized the Bible, and can quote scripture all day. He looks like a teen Denzel with even lighter skin. After meeting them both, you find that they (early 20s) are nice guys. They both profess their love for Stacy (17), and want to marry her. She turns 18 next week. You MUST choose one. You cannot kill either of them, or her, or yourself. You cannot move to Argentina in the middle of the night. Which one, and why? EDIT: new rules, you cannot kill any offspring from the unholy pairing. And there will be ironclad prenups. The marriage MUST last for at least 10 years for her to get anything in a divorce. EDIT 2: while agonizing over your choice, you hire a PI to watch these guys. Turns out the kike attends furry conventions when he says he's traveling for business, and the nigger is addicted to Thai tranny porn. Your (virgin) daughter knows nothing about it. Both men are hetero, and not dating anyone besides your daughter. EDIT 3: the kike is a vaxxfag, the nigger is not. EDIT 4: Stacy was the model for this painting https://imgs.search.brave.com/w8AjNIqJJtBBdr3oRd9lHR49Ln_DZ_Tj7RBf4G-i_0A/rs:fit:1200:1200:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9keW4x/Lmhlcml0YWdlc3Rh/dGljLmNvbS9sZj9z/ZXQ9cGF0aFsyJTJG/MSUyRjIlMkY5JTJG/MyUyRjIxMjkzNDMw/XSZjYWxsPXVybFtm/aWxlOnByb2R1Y3Qu/Y2hhaW5d

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How about I kill you for forcing me to make such a choice?

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Which one did you choose?

Sorry for your loss.

[–] 3 pts

Lol the edits

[–] 2 pts

Because it was such a tough choice before.

[–] 2 pts

Well, I keep thinking of stuff! Plus, wise-ass commenters keep finding loopholes..

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It would be the jew. I'd have to meet both families though.

Better chances are the jew would have a much better family and the black person would have ratchet.

Also because half the black male population is in jail, the ones who aren't it's very easy for them to get a new black girl. So less likely they'd stick together.

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the jew would have a much better family and the black person would have ratchet.

I read that as hatchet, but that's a few months down the line.

[–] 1 pt

Even hardened ex-con niggers don't want nigresses

[–] 0 pt

Yes the edits. I’m cracking up.

[–] 3 pts

The Jew, but specify that all children be raised Christian.

[–] 1 pt

Did you miss the 'ultra-Orthodox' part?

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If it's Orthodox don't the Jews side with the wife's side of the family in terms of religion? So you might be safe with this stipulation.

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There will be family pressure for her to convert and raise the kids as kikelets, even if the wife will never really be accepted. See Ivanka Trump.

[–] 2 pts

A most curious game. The only way to win is not to play.

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The nigger since he'll most likely be shot young by some other nigger for being wealthy and having a White woman. Codicil: any physical activity must be monitored and all birth control precautions must be in place. Negro not allowed on my (father) property. Negro will not inherit or have access to daughter's properties of inheritance. Ad nauseam.

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You are only allowed to decide who she dates.

[–] 1 pt

the jew, he is smart and rich, the nose can be adjusted by the surgeon

plus, jew religion, if I am not mistaken, goes with the mother, so, the children could be Christian

top revenge, rich, smart, Christian children, with a nose job, even pretty....

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He is ultraOrthodox, no plastic surgery allowed, even so the kids could all have huge schnozzes...plus, your darling daughter will almost certainly be pressured to convert, like Trump's daughter did..

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Can you confirm that jew religion goes trough the mother ? if so

technically, the children are not real jew anymore....

anyway, who cares about the husband, the children are allowed not to be jew and SHE is tough in her Christianity.... (I am allowed to write my part of the rules, am I ? :)

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I WRITE THE GODDAMN RULES!

--children are whatever they are raised to be. A Christian mom can still have the kids raised jewish. But right now you don't know what's gonna happen, you just met these guys.

Oh, and Stacy went thru a vegetarian Buddhist phase as a tween, so all bets are off.

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I tell the nigger I want to meet his family. I go to church with them on Sunday then proceed to sing along with them and get down with the holy spirit. After church, I go to one of their houses with a bunch of their family and friends. I gorge myself on their food, drink, smoke weed, play dominoes, maybe even freestyle in a rap battle. At the height of the festivities, after they all like me, I stand up and ask for their attention. I loudly say "today was a great day, even if I was surrounded by a bunch of niggers". They kill me.

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Only a White man could think of such a loophole.

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Yes but presumably, he also saved his daughter in doing so. Basically sacrificed his life for his kid.

I'd build a time machine and bust my nuts in her moms butthole so the daughter is never born.

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