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I would pick the gal I dated before I got married, around 11 years ago.

JS, you were nuts, but that night under the stars in Hawaii was unforgettable.

ALTERNATE: actress Alana de la Garza.

I would pick the gal I dated before I got married, around 11 years ago. JS, you were nuts, but that night under the stars in Hawaii was unforgettable. ALTERNATE: actress Alana de la Garza.

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Benjamin Franklin. He was a real genius. We would talk all night. No homo.

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That was actually MY first pick, but I didn't wanna sound gay

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Was thinking hitler myself.

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You didn't say have sex you said spend the night. If I had one night to hang out with someone it would be Benji. OR Rockefeller so I could murder him.

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All very based. My other alternate would be the banjo player from 'Deliverance'.

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In that case Obama , gates, or Soros.

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"You didn't say have sex you said spend the night."

Dude, he specified "consensually" in the post title. What the fuck else do you think he meant besides sex, BUTTTOUCHA9000?

Did you really think he meant "you can totally interrogate someone against their will"?

In the immortal words of your favorite president: "C'mon man!"

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"That was actually MY first pick, but I didn't wanna sound gay"

Dude, stop fighting it already...