Imagine being his time-traveling advisor...this is a long-held fantasy of mine.
Imagine being his time-traveling advisor...this is a long-held fantasy of mine.
UR MUM
Sorry, it had to be done.
UR MUM
Sorry, it had to be done.
Before age, cigs, and booze destroyed her looks, she resembled actress Romy Schneider https://imgs.search.brave.com/Tb-TAfq2WcJEjo46z8tO1JqC_3voKMK6K7JqUZm4jnk/rs:fit:555:800:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbGFy/Z2UubGlzaW1nLmNv/bS9pbWFnZS8xNDg5/NjU2Lzc0MGZ1bGwt/cm9teS1zY2huZWlk/ZXIuanBn
Before age, cigs, and booze destroyed her looks, she resembled actress Romy Schneider https://imgs.search.brave.com/Tb-TAfq2WcJEjo46z8tO1JqC_3voKMK6K7JqUZm4jnk/rs:fit:555:800:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbGFy/Z2UubGlzaW1nLmNv/bS9pbWFnZS8xNDg5/NjU2Lzc0MGZ1bGwt/cm9teS1zY2huZWlk/ZXIuanBn
all has been equalized. nature is appeased.
all has been equalized. nature is appeased.
Helen of Troy. Bitch must've had a golden pussy.
Helen of Troy. Bitch must've had a golden pussy.
But was it really her pussy or just the status because of "who" she was? Hmmmmm?
But was it really her pussy or just the status because of "who" she was? Hmmmmm?
Whatever it was, I'd like a taste.
Whatever it was, I'd like a taste.
Watch 'Troy: Fall Of A City', a miniseries about the legend. Fuckin brutal, and a bit of PC nonsense, but very good. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy:_Fall_of_a_City
Watch 'Troy: Fall Of A City', a miniseries about the legend. Fuckin brutal, and a bit of PC nonsense, but very good. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy:_Fall_of_a_City
A bit of PC nonsense‽
They made Achilles black.
Achilles was either Scythian, or part Scythian part Greek. He was not black. His ancestors did not come from the African continent.
A *bit* of PC nonsense‽
They made Achilles black.
Achilles was either Scythian, or part Scythian part Greek. He was not black. His ancestors did not come from the African continent.
Yes, and the bisexual thing was annoying too, but...overall I found the production very good. The nigger Zeus was at first annoying, but I thought he played it well. Good TV shows are so RARE, that I try to ignore a few things. I liked all the actors, and watched the whole thing twice.
The main takeaway was that roasties are destroyers. Helen met the dude (name?) for 5 seconds, and decided to leave her husband, daughter, and people, KNOWING there would be war. But her tingles were all that mattered. Even when war still could have been avoided by returning, she chose to stay with (dude).
Yes, and the bisexual thing was annoying too, but...overall I found the production very good. The nigger Zeus was at first annoying, but I thought he played it well. Good TV shows are so RARE, that I try to ignore a few things. I liked all the actors, and watched the whole thing twice.
The main takeaway was that roasties are destroyers. Helen met the dude (name?) for 5 seconds, and decided to leave her husband, daughter, and people, KNOWING there would be war. But her tingles were all that mattered. Even when war still could have been avoided by returning, she chose to stay with (dude).
PLATINUM pussy
PLATINUM pussy
Damn. You're right!
Damn. You're right!
Benjamin Franklin. He was a real genius. We would talk all night. No homo.
Benjamin Franklin. He was a real genius. We would talk all night. No homo.
That was actually MY first pick, but I didn't wanna sound gay
That was actually MY first pick, but I didn't wanna sound gay
Was thinking hitler myself.
Was thinking hitler myself.
You didn't say have sex you said spend the night. If I had one night to hang out with someone it would be Benji. OR Rockefeller so I could murder him.
You didn't say have sex you said spend the night. If I had one night to hang out with someone it would be Benji. OR Rockefeller so I could murder him.
All very based. My other alternate would be the banjo player from 'Deliverance'.
All very based. My other alternate would be the banjo player from 'Deliverance'.
In that case Obama , gates, or Soros.
In that case Obama , gates, or Soros.
"You didn't say have sex you said spend the night."
Dude, he specified "consensually" in the post title. What the fuck else do you think he meant besides sex, BUTTTOUCHA9000?
Did you really think he meant "you can totally interrogate someone against their will"?
In the immortal words of your favorite president: "C'mon man!"
"*You didn't say have sex you said spend the night."*
Dude, he specified "consensually" in the post title. What the fuck else do you think he meant besides sex, BUTTTOUCHA9000?
Did you really think he meant "you can totally interrogate someone against their will"?
In the immortal words of your favorite president: "C'mon man!"
"That was actually MY first pick, but I didn't wanna sound gay"
Dude, stop fighting it already...
*"That was actually MY first pick, but I didn't wanna sound gay"*
Dude, stop fighting it already...
When I was a younger man, I had a different girl every day, But with age, those days are long gone. too many to pick a favorite. I didn't see myself as anything special. still don't, but girls were easy for me. back then, money was harder to come by, now, money is easier and chicks aren't as interested. the cycle of life. enjoy and appreciate it while you are young. don't dwell on one girl, there are hundreds that are just looking for a smile from you. ego is what you want others to think of you, self esteem is what you think of you. more self esteem and less ego is the ticket that wins every time.
When I was a younger man, I had a different girl every day, But with age, those days are long gone. too many to pick a favorite. I didn't see myself as anything special. still don't, but girls were easy for me. back then, money was harder to come by, now, money is easier and chicks aren't as interested. the cycle of life. enjoy and appreciate it while you are young. don't dwell on one girl, there are hundreds that are just looking for a smile from you. ego is what you want others to think of you, self esteem is what you think of you. more self esteem and less ego is the ticket that wins every time.
Had a mate. No particularly good. Not rich. He never had problems scoring girls.
Years later he confided that screwing all those girls messed him up bad.
Ps he lost him mum to cancer at 13. I always wondered if that shaped him into being a whore
Had a mate.
No particularly good. Not rich.
He never had problems scoring girls.
Years later he confided that screwing all those girls messed him up bad.
Ps he lost him mum to cancer at 13. I always wondered if that shaped him into being a whore
It does take a toll on the mind, I won't go into the drivel of it here. But it's better to have one that loves you than hundreds that hate and blame you for their unhappiness. My dad was a pussy magnet too, so I look at it as a genetic defect. not my fault. He's had more bastard kids than I have fingers and toes. I know this because of DNA testing and half sisters and brothers coming out of the woodwork. Any guy that gets lots of girls, it's not skills, it's genetics.
It does take a toll on the mind, I won't go into the drivel of it here. But it's better to have one that loves you than hundreds that hate and blame you for their unhappiness. My dad was a pussy magnet too, so I look at it as a genetic defect. not my fault. He's had more bastard kids than I have fingers and toes. I know this because of DNA testing and half sisters and brothers coming out of the woodwork. Any guy that gets lots of girls, it's not skills, it's genetics.
Queen Elizabeth I. Was she really the Virgin Queen? I'd get to the bottom of that conundrum. Seriously, it would be fascinating to meet a woman in that period of history who apparently commanded the respect of men. She must have been some woman.
Queen Elizabeth I. Was she really the Virgin Queen? I'd get to the bottom of that conundrum. Seriously, it would be fascinating to meet a woman in that period of history who apparently commanded the respect of men. She must have been some woman.
Tom Cruise for sure.
Tom Cruise for sure.
GAK, he's a manlet
GAK, he's a manlet
Umm
Umm
Is this purely a romantic date? If I could spend the night just giving pointers, I'd have some ideas.
Is this purely a romantic date?
If I could spend the night just giving pointers, I'd have some ideas.
have sex with: my crush from 15 years ago
spend the night with (no sex): Jesus
have sex with: my crush from 15 years ago
spend the night with (no sex): Jesus
The thing is. Should you get with your crush you'll destroy the romantic idea of your crush with harsh reality.
The thing is. Should you get with your crush you'll destroy the romantic idea of your crush with harsh reality.
Jesus was unmarried at 33, unheard of at that time, unless he wasn't attracted to women. Juss sayin.
Jesus was unmarried at 33, unheard of at that time, unless he wasn't attracted to women. Juss sayin.
I'd go back to Capernaum about 2000 years ago and have dinner with Jesus. I'd ask him what was coming for us back in current year and He'd tell me "no spoilers."
I'd go back to Capernaum about 2000 years ago and have dinner with Jesus. I'd ask him what was coming for us back in current year and He'd tell me "no spoilers."
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