That's it, you are no longer invited to my birthday party.
It's ok. I wasn't going to bring a gift. I would have only drank all the booze, ate all the appetizers, then puked in the pool or on the couch (in case of no pool).
In the case of no couch?
Probably right in the midst of the largest group of people. I dunno. I dont really put that much thought into it to have a third tier choice.
Third tier choices in the event of vomit. rarely play out well.
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