Half of being a lawyer is just seeming relaxed. Just get good and stoned ahead of time and you’ll be fine. And wear your favorite sweat pants for comfort.
Another solution is giving out candy to the jury. They love that shit.
Order pizza, object a lot, take calls on your phone so you seem important. Be what I like to call a “wildcard”. Judge will assume you’ve got shit going on and will forgive you for sexually fondling that alpaca.
Half of being a lawyer is just seeming relaxed. Just get good and stoned ahead of time and you’ll be fine. And wear your favorite sweat pants for comfort.
Another solution is giving out candy to the jury. They love that shit.
Order pizza, object a lot, take calls on your phone so you seem important. Be what I like to call a “wildcard”. Judge will assume you’ve got shit going on and will forgive you for sexually fondling that alpaca.
don't forget to say you are smarter than than black supreme court justice who doesn't know what a woman is because you know a vagina when you see one
don't forget to say you are smarter than than black supreme court justice who doesn't know what a woman is because you know a vagina when you see one
This is workable intel.
Asian vagina looks like a fortune cookie.
This is workable intel.
Asian vagina looks like a fortune cookie.
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