I had to sell my aquarium bcuz my wife said the fish were singing too loud. Sad but true.
This is romantic. They were sangin' lovesongs.
She also thought I was conspiring with the people that lived in the smoke detector to kill her
Did she ever ask about the stinkerarinkity winkeedinks
Thingabinkijinkijoo
Thinkamaminkbeeboos when she said I love you?
My raisin bran said that to me one day and I wanted to, you know... have my corn pops, but my nurse Jill was getting my colon cleanse and new depends. I just want kids stroking my hairy legs.. they turn blonde in the sun... uh.. I've mastered the stairs! Let America know! We will not be beaten by stairs!
Now get on my lap! Greatest economy ever!
C'mon man!
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