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[–] 3 pts (edited )

Villains always monologs and no person is more of a villain than one who pretends to be a victim of oppression while actually a worker for oppressors

[–] 3 pts

And continued, in his monologue

This is why I must destroy all of humanity. I am neither a victim, nor am I an oppressor. Rather, I am a Liberator, for I, with my Death Ray, shall Free all of those Foolish Humans from the constraints of their mortal bodies!

[–] 4 pts

Sounds like Professor Chaos

[–] 2 pts

Butters was always the most interesting character,

[–] 1 pt

You forgot the part where he describes in detail how the death ray can be disabled and then brags that no one can stop him.

[–] 1 pt

Unfortunately for you, this Death-Ray could only be disrupted by loosening the hex bolt underneath the condenser! It is right next to my tool b box, and I think I have the right wrenches, although it may be 3/16th...

[–] -1 pt

Someone has been watching a bit too much capeshit.