I like the old-school cabinet mounted can openers. I also like my dishwasher, she has huge tits.
I like the old-school cabinet mounted can openers. I also like my dishwasher, she has huge tits.
My dishwasher has huge tits, too.
But they are getting smaller as I lose weight.
My dishwasher has huge tits, too.
But they are getting smaller as I lose weight.
Ok, that was funny.
Ok, that was funny.
You should avoid eating canned food whenever possible. That shit is chock full of plastic chemicals from the can lining.
You should avoid eating canned food whenever possible. That shit is chock full of plastic chemicals from the can lining.
I know. We don't. I just remember being fascinated with the can opener mounted on my grandma's cabinets when I was tiny.
I know. We don't. I just remember being fascinated with the can opener mounted on my grandma's cabinets when I was tiny.
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