I like the old-school cabinet mounted can openers. I also like my dishwasher, she has huge tits.
My dishwasher has huge tits, too.
But they are getting smaller as I lose weight.
Ok, that was funny.
You should avoid eating canned food whenever possible. That shit is chock full of plastic chemicals from the can lining.
I know. We don't. I just remember being fascinated with the can opener mounted on my grandma's cabinets when I was tiny.
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