Work hard. Move into white neighborhood. They’ll leave every box without knocking and your neighbors won’t steal it because they’re not niggers.
Alternative is get a UPS Store box. Still cheap enough but anything that doesn’t fit in your box means you have to get there during business hours.
USPS PO Boxes now leave a key to a larger, temporary box for larger packages but you’ll have trouble getting deliveries to a PO Box. Cookies from mom will arrive no problem. Oh, and you’ll have to deal with an entitled nigger bitch government worker at the desk when you set up your box.
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