Please don't piss me off more cause i already have to get revenge when i want to be living my life. thoughts on fucking over coinbase?

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Ask a rabbi Please don't piss me off more cause i already have to get revenge when i want to be living my life. thoughts on fucking over coinbase?

here's how i'm gonna handle this. 9 days from now i check the price of my shit coins and if they are higher than they are today that is the amount i will be taking coinbase to small claims court for. now, i don't expect to win because i don't think the government has ever taken my side on anything.

in the likely event that i either don't win in small claims or 9 days from now my shit coins are down i still have a debt to pay to these pieces of shit. something tangible. something that gets their fucking attention and/or hurts them.

i'd trade some time in prison for some time alone in a room with their ceo. you do not fuck with my money like that and get away with it. help me send this message. https://investor.coinbase.com/governance/board-of-directors/default.aspx

Today i send these mother fuckers damn near $1000 to invest in some shit coins. they let me send them the money and then tell me they are going to hold my money for 9 days. nine fucking days. customer service was even worse than you would imagine. everything else was about as incompetent and broken and regulated as you would expect. here's how i'm gonna handle this. 9 days from now i check the price of my shit coins and if they are higher than they are today that is the amount i will be taking coinbase to small claims court for. now, i don't expect to win because i don't think the government has ever taken my side on anything. in the likely event that i either don't win in small claims or 9 days from now my shit coins are down i still have a debt to pay to these pieces of shit. something tangible. something that gets their fucking attention and/or hurts them. i'd trade some time in prison for some time alone in a room with their ceo. you do not fuck with my money like that and get away with it. help me send this message. https://investor.coinbase.com/governance/board-of-directors/default.aspx

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You really want to get back at Coinbase? Learn the fucking lesson; that's literally the last thing they want.

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Read the TOS. This is your fault.

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Really, if I dropkick your head for being mean is that your fault?

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Idk, did i have to agree to a terms of service where i was told i would be kicked in the head for being mean? If so then yes, yes it would be. Dumb ass.

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Check into the hacks people have done with crypto. Biggest one I heard of scored $600 million..... Lesser scores of 200 and 250 million are out there.