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Don't eat shitty food. Also, make sure your skin is white.

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My skin is as fair as a Jewish lawyer is when negotiating a corporate contract.

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You're busting my balls for using a scientific term for companion celestial objects and you got baboon lips and sit on your government paid for porch?

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You know I'm an asshole, right?

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Change your pillow case, you drag your greasy hair all up in those threads.

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Also, If you're having breakouts (despite fresh pillow cases), try giving your pillow cases an extra rinse and/or use less detergent. Sometimes detergent hangs around and causes skin irritation.

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Sun exposure will cause wrinkles later in life (image.slidesharecdn.com). Also results in keratosis (d9qc22597pyja.cloudfront.net) if you are very white which causes red blotches. It is very unpleasant to remove them with chemicals or liquid nitrogen and is pre-cancerous.

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So glad I am black

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It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

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Semen. Apply directly to the forehead

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House water filter to clean out the chlorine and other junk from your water. Your skin will thank you.

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Take a shower, you crusty bum!

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The crust is the only thing protecting my sores

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Hot shower with lava soap... scruuuub until you have washed society off of you. Then get some Gold Bond Men's Essentials.. fix ya right up!

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Stay out of direct sunlight

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if you want great skin, you need to exercise and drink plenty of water

sulfur treatment for skin issues was in the bible because it works. Today sulfur soap and paste are available and highly effective for most irritating skin issues. Lanolin based sulfur soap has been a game changer for my family.

As you age your skin changes. At a certain age every man should go to the derm. to be checked for skin cancer. It creeps up on you and can be easily treated.

If you cannot reach your feet, you need someone to clean them for you. If you don't have a spouse (or would like to avoid divorce) get a nail-polish free pedicure. They will scrub the callus from your feet and will remove build up that can lead to in-grown toenails and expensive drs visits. Don't let the skin on your feet go ignored, without them you're in a bad place.

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Never use hot water on your skin.

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Shit is so hard during the winter

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Eat more fiber.

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I use hot water for my body and when I wash my face at the end I turn it cold/lukewarm. Rinse hair at the end with cold water too, makes it shiny and smooth

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You can still use warm water.

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