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Don't eat shitty food. Also, make sure your skin is white.

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My skin is as fair as a Jewish lawyer is when negotiating a corporate contract.

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You're busting my balls for using a scientific term for companion celestial objects and you got baboon lips and sit on your government paid for porch?

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You know I'm an asshole, right?

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Change your pillow case, you drag your greasy hair all up in those threads.

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Also, If you're having breakouts (despite fresh pillow cases), try giving your pillow cases an extra rinse and/or use less detergent. Sometimes detergent hangs around and causes skin irritation.

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Sun exposure will cause . Also results in if you are very white which causes red blotches. It is very unpleasant to remove them with chemicals or liquid nitrogen and is pre-cancerous.

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So glad I am black

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Semen. Apply directly to the forehead

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Take a shower, you crusty bum!

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The crust is the only thing protecting my sores

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Hot shower with lava soap... scruuuub until you have washed society off of you. Then get some Gold Bond Men's Essentials.. fix ya right up!

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House water filter to clean out the chlorine and other junk from your water. Your skin will thank you.

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It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

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I agree with the "less is more" advice, but tee tree oil is awesome for all sorts of skin problems, just don't get it in your eyes. Manuka honey is made from the same plant and it is amazing for eyes, ears, ass-crack ect.

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I just noticed my forehead is slightly dry, which it usually isn't, but I don't want to put some bullshit moisturizer with a thousand ingredients on it. You think something like that would work?

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Honey is a great moisturizer. Obviously you don't want to be sticky all day, but try it for like 20 minutes before a shower. Drop a few bucks on some proper Manuka honey though, it's well worth it.

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Moisturize and treat your neck like your face. Oh and sunscreen.

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sunscreen

Just benzene my shit up fam.

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