Write scripts for gay porn , draw from your vast personal experience.
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I was going to suggest but gifs (auto correct error I’m leaving it.. bitgigs) but it seems to be down.
Here’s some others might have a more writing specific one.
It seems like blogging with ads has dropped of with bandwidth going up for video. I don’t like it, I can read or skip through bullshit much faster than watching a video.
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Term papers, there are sites that match up retard cheater students who have money with people who can write. But you'll have to read some boring shit most likely.
Drop it and learn something useful. Need money in a day, find a construction crew. In a few months? Pull something out of the earth. If your writing was worth a damn you would not be asking this. If your a man under 40 you have the skill of labor.
How fast? There's always a need for good technical editors. Especially anyone who can fix the broken Engrish that Chinese engineers use to create user manuals.
How fast? There's always a need for good technical editors.
I thought this was something I did as a hobby. "Wow, if they just hired competent people, any decent english writer could probably correctly interpret the AZNs broken english into something cogent."
Any time I've ever seen a broken english translation in any sort of manual, I've written that company off. Heard other people say the same. "If they cant bother to write a manual thats not chinglesh, how good is their product going to be? How reliable will their warranty or tech support be?"
It may not seem like it, but I think this is probably an area where a couple brands and manufacturers, even in the low-tiers, could pull ahead of competition in a significant way.
Also, if I were running a consumer products company I legit would pay for college students or highschool graduates to immigrate to low-cost countries. I get 1. english speakers who are competent at the language 2. lots of them, because "muh TRAVEL!" is attractive to a lot of people 3. cheaply, because of cost of living 4. people can live good, even on a reduced american salary, because that translates to a decent wage in a low-income or developing nation 5. the company gets first pick on good candidates vs competitors, because lots of 20-somethings that may have talent, but little experience, would be quick to sign up for what amounts to free travel. 6. free publicity because so few other companies do anything like that.
Import english speaking westerners into low-income foreign companies. Get bonuses for referals to hostels/apartments/other services. Reverse-offshoring, call it "exported labor arbitrage"
Do it for online learning and fuck over the teachers unions in the process. Not even for the money, but for the lulz.
It's a business model that could work.
I can read
You said your only skill is writing. Now you're lying on your resume.
Write an ad: $10 me love you long time.
Donate plasma. I see the ads on the back of Kroger supermarket receipts for CSL Plasma that you can make up to $825 as a new donor for the 1st month. Check into it.
find a local tradesman. A plumber, electrician, landscaper, etc.. tell them you need to make some money, and that you are interested in learning more about the craft. Ask if they would consider hiring you on a “as needed” basis for manual labor, labor cheap pay scenarios. Show an interest in the trade and your interest may drive you towards a mentorship. i don’t know how old you are. I did something like this as a kid, a few times and got to experience several fields and learned a ton of different useful things.
If you have a decent science background Chinese paper mills always need proofing of their shitty papers.
Ching-Chong
Said Ding-Dong
Writing from experience.
STEM was his only question,
Science is Technical,
Like Engineering is Mechanical,
And Poetry,
Is Quite Astute.
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