I want to go to Burning Man before it's all over, but I can't justify the expense and trouble it would be to get there. Who doesn't want to sit in a lawn chair under an awning and watch the parade of freaks go past? It's the greatest show on Earth. In fact, I want to take a nationist display to Burning Man -- maybe put on a play showing how Joe Biden is already dead, but is being animated by Disney animatronics engineers, using alien technology from Roswell.
Eh, it would be cheaper and more convenient to go to a weekend event in the California desert by Joshua tree. More highways and a Walmart close by.
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