Well, you jump out of that Higgins boat and hope the water is only waste deep. Get down and run to shore through interlocking machine gun fire and pre-ranged mortar shelling. Once you get to the shingle you need to get the fuck down and take a few seconds to recover your breath, but you have to get moving or you will be shot to pieces. Seargant is going apeshit telling you to get your fucking Bangalore deployed but the last five men who tried look like a heap of kennel ration. Scramble out there and add your charge to the torpedo. Get the dead guy's pipe too 'cause you are a fucking badass. Get a third and a fourth because they shoot at you behind the shingle with all the other pussies. Pull the sparker cord and run like a motherfucker from the two hundred pounds of HE your unit has set. You are now deaf and can't hear the gunfire. Everybody runs through the hole in the barbed wire to the...
Wait, you mean Nebraska?
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