Well, you jump out of that Higgins boat and hope the water is only waste deep. Get down and run to shore through interlocking machine gun fire and pre-ranged mortar shelling. Once you get to the shingle you need to get the fuck down and take a few seconds to recover your breath, but you have to get moving or you will be shot to pieces. Seargant is going apeshit telling you to get your fucking Bangalore deployed but the last five men who tried look like a heap of kennel ration. Scramble out there and add your charge to the torpedo. Get the dead guy's pipe too 'cause you are a fucking badass. Get a third and a fourth because they shoot at you behind the shingle with all the other pussies. Pull the sparker cord and run like a motherfucker from the two hundred pounds of HE your unit has set. You are now deaf and can't hear the gunfire. Everybody runs through the hole in the barbed wire to the...

Wait, you mean Nebraska?

It's like if you died and went to White Heaven, except for there are still niggers, spics and kikes there so it's really just a slightly better part of the Midwest. 77% White is still 23% shitskins. Would you rather eat a 100% shit sandwich or a 23% shit sandwich? The answer doesn't really matter because you're still eating a shit sandwich either way.

Low cost of living, low unemployment even during "recessions", short commutes, not very exciting.

Almost all the diversity in Nebraska is concentrated in Omaha, but it's heavily self-segregated. North Omaha is black and not somewhere you want to live by Midwest standards, but is relatively OK compared to most black ghettos. You can walk down the street without getting mugged and the city's response to BLM protests riots was to arrest everyone so much as blocking traffic much less commiting other crimes. And then repeat the process until all the fiesty antifa types were in jail or fled. South Omaha is predominantly working poor Hispanics who're gung ho about assimilating to 'murican culture because they remember how shitty it was elsewhere. Notably safe (minimal gangs or crimes).

One of Omaha's suburbs has a large air base, so there's a hefty population of active duty as well.

Want to raise children in suburbia in a McMansion on a budget? Try Omaha or a couple hours south in Kansas City. They're pretty similar.

Want exciting "stuff" like hiking, oceans, and poop in the streets? Try the coasts.

Cities are shit. Who cares. I saw the list but I don't want to visit or live in any of them.

Springfield, MO is not bad, at least 25 years ago, dunno now.

Worked at Bass Pro Shop headquarters.

I hated Omaha. It's ugly. Lincoln is smaller and people are nicer.

Tahoe but gayer.

I heard there are too many niggers a few years back. Maybe those stats are BS?

Might be the whitest, but maybe not that desirable. Depends on your woke threshold.

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Never been. Steak and good music.