Easter is canceled this year because last year Biden got lost on the White House lawn, then found the groundskeeper shed and thought he was at summer camp with corn pop. His nurse and caregiver Jill, found him 26 hours later and woke him up. He was helped back to his bedroom and ate a chocolate/caramel ice cream cone with a squirt of strawberry sauce he calls the Kamaltoe because it is a diverse cone that explores multiculturalism and female empowerment symbolizing a diversity he desires.
Hussein Soetoro and Nurse Jill then sang a lullaby and Sloppy Joe fell asleep for another 18 hours while cuddling his vibrating pillow with Hunter's face on it.
the smartest man he knows
Kek.
newsflash update
the black Easter bunny has been released because keeping him in the pen was deemed racist by the officers.
after release he immediately entered a childrens playground party and chicken foot hunt attempting to steal them all.
the yellow Easter bunny administered a covid rapid test and declared he had coronaronadingdong.
the black Easter bunny was detained and then passed away in an internment camp
Nothing of value was lost... but the black Easter bunnies family was given 15 million carrots for their loss during his crime spree and untimely death.
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