#newsflash update the black Easter bunny has been released because keeping him in the pen was deemed racist by the officers. after release he immediately entered a childrens playground party and chicken foot hunt attempting to steal them all. the yellow Easter bunny administered a covid rapid test and declared he had coronaronadingdong. *the black Easter bunny was detained and then passed away in an internment camp* Nothing of value was lost... but the black Easter bunnies family was given 15 million carrots for their loss during his crime spree and untimely death.