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So I found a cell phone lying on the road, I almost ran it over. I picked it up and it was almost fully charged. I tried to figure out the owner but the idiot didn't put a scroll message saying call this number if lost. So can I keep it? If I turn it into some police dept they will just toss it in the garbage. Calling the cell carrier without that IDME... number they can't do shit either. I suppose I could factory wipe it and get the number that way, but I'm sure the owner if found would hate that idea. Update: the phone is back with it's very happy owner. Thanks all for your ideas and moral guidance about getting it back to them.

So I found a cell phone lying on the road, I almost ran it over. I picked it up and it was almost fully charged. I tried to figure out the owner but the idiot didn't put a scroll message saying call this number if lost. So can I keep it? If I turn it into some police dept they will just toss it in the garbage. Calling the cell carrier without that IDME... number they can't do shit either. I suppose I could factory wipe it and get the number that way, but I'm sure the owner if found would hate that idea. Update: the phone is back with it's very happy owner. Thanks all for your ideas and moral guidance about getting it back to them.

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[–] • 21 pts (edited )

You should put it in a plastic bag and tape it to a tree near where you found it

Print out some gore buy a cheap pair of panties, tear them up and cover them with mud, and also put them in the bag, with the note saying

you'll never find her

Pretty sure the cops will then be able to find the rightful owner.

[–] • 3 pts

That works in the woods but not the city

[–] • 1 pt

Wear the panties for a day beforehand too. Bonus points if you take a shit that day.

[–] • 1 pt

When I saw the advice I thought right on! The bit afterwards was awesome and something I never thought of

[–] • 1 pt

Get a pair of really large panties, like one of those walking houses wear... that way, they think they cant miss her.

[–] • 0 pt

No trees is one of those desert forests. They only have cactus and I ain't touching one of them.