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Can I shit in my pants and still return it?

yes but you're required to send an additional separate poop in a tupperware container as well so they can verify it was in fact you that shit ur pants and not one of it's employees... rumor has it there's been a mad shitter at one amazon warehouse that's never been caught... everyday 1 or 2 turds leaves in a box. big toilet doesn't want you to know you can poop back at amazon. Then people would just start using the free returns box instead of their toilet... ultimately selling less crappers. I have faith that jeff bezos caused more than 1 employee to shit in a box... how far this conspiracy spreads is anyone's guess.

So as a protest of amazon's abhorrent treatment of their employees ( so the msm tells me ) send some poops back to show solidarity w/ the employees that are forced to shit in boxes.... One day i hope there's a movie documenting this movement. "The men who poop in boxes".