I found a big blue steel water bottle in Florida. It was obviously owned by a girl, it is covered in dolphin stickers and inspirational quotes. Real heavy, especially when filled with ice and water. I can't own a pistol, so it is my favorite self-defense tool, because nobody suspects the gay looking water bottle to be a weapon.
I found a big blue steel water bottle in Florida. It was obviously owned by a girl, it is covered in dolphin stickers and inspirational quotes. Real heavy, especially when filled with ice and water. I can't own a pistol, so it is my favorite self-defense tool, because nobody suspects the gay looking water bottle to be a weapon.
I have a 9mm on me right now
I have a 9mm on me right now
I've got a cat on my lap.
I've got a cat on my lap.
I'm going to get a cat. Mine died about 4 years ago.
I'm going to get a cat. Mine died about 4 years ago.
Get an extended steel shoehorn on Amazon for like $3.50. it's like a roman short sword. You could easily crack a skull or break a wrist with it.
Get an extended steel shoehorn on Amazon for like $3.50. it's like a roman short sword. You could easily crack a skull or break a wrist with it.
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