Leiderhosen or assless chaps
Leiderhosen or assless chaps
cargo
cargo
You're living 20 years in the past.
You're living 20 years in the past.
Or five years in the future. All styles come back eventually. Plus you'll need those extra pockets for holding ziploc bags filled with siphoned gasoline as you hide from the immunization drones during Harris's second term.
Or five years in the future. All styles come back eventually. Plus you'll need those extra pockets for holding ziploc bags filled with siphoned gasoline as you hide from the immunization drones during Harris's second term.
Fantastic comeback, bravo!
Fantastic comeback, bravo!
What's your favorite style/brand of pants?
What's *your* favorite style/brand of pants?
Black dickies with the double-knee, but before they switched from clasps to buttons.
Black dickies with the double-knee, but before they switched from clasps to buttons.
I had a similar difficulty. Look into Kühl. Variety of styles.
I had a similar difficulty. Look into Kühl. Variety of styles.
Plaid
Plaid
I just do that amazon shit where you can try the shit on and return it 4 free w/ a prime membership. So all different kinds.
I just do that amazon shit where you can try the shit on and return it 4 free w/ a prime membership. So all different kinds.
Can I shit in my pants and still return it?
Can I shit in my pants and still return it?
yes but you're required to send an additional separate poop in a tupperware container as well so they can verify it was in fact you that shit ur pants and not one of it's employees... rumor has it there's been a mad shitter at one amazon warehouse that's never been caught... everyday 1 or 2 turds leaves in a box. big toilet doesn't want you to know you can poop back at amazon. Then people would just start using the free returns box instead of their toilet... ultimately selling less crappers. I have faith that jeff bezos caused more than 1 employee to shit in a box... how far this conspiracy spreads is anyone's guess.
So as a protest of amazon's abhorrent treatment of their employees ( so the msm tells me ) send some poops back to show solidarity w/ the employees that are forced to shit in boxes.... One day i hope there's a movie documenting this movement. "The men who poop in boxes".
yes but you're required to send an additional separate poop in a tupperware container as well so they can verify it was in fact you that shit ur pants and not one of it's employees... rumor has it there's been a mad shitter at one amazon warehouse that's never been caught... everyday 1 or 2 turds leaves in a box. big toilet doesn't want you to know you can poop back at amazon. Then people would just start using the free returns box instead of their toilet... ultimately selling less crappers. I have faith that jeff bezos caused more than 1 employee to shit in a box... how far this conspiracy spreads is anyone's guess.
So as a protest of amazon's abhorrent treatment of their employees ( so the msm tells me ) send some poops back to show solidarity w/ the employees that are forced to shit in boxes.... One day i hope there's a movie documenting this movement. "The men who poop in boxes".
Oh no
Oh no
Baggy, paint-spattered sweat pants. I stopped caring years ago.
Baggy, paint-spattered sweat pants. I stopped caring years ago.
Jeans, or work pants.
Jeans, or work pants.
Ones that don't show my ass crack.
Ones that don't show my ass crack.
Lee with the 1 percent spandex in them. They last about 2 years with constant use.
Lee with the 1 percent spandex in them. They last about 2 years with constant use.
JNCO (jnco.com) jeans. 90's retro look. lol. Very sturdy construction, heavy fabric, loose fit. A bit pricey, but it is a USA company.
[JNCO](https://jnco.com/collections/mens) jeans. 90's retro look. lol. Very sturdy construction, heavy fabric, loose fit. A bit pricey, but it is a USA company.
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