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I'm in the market for a lawnmower...

I'm in the market for a lawnmower...

Gas
Electric
Fuck You!

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[–] 22 pts

Goat is not an option or is that this too touchy of a subject?

[–] 10 pts (edited )

Goats do a good job as long as you don’t have things that shouldn’t be eaten, like flowers…

Gas lawnmower will last you a decade or two if maintained minimally, electric…. Better price replacement batteries, know in a year or two you will need them, and the whole thing will need replaced within 4 years. Likely after doing that math you realize it’s a bad deal.

[–] 4 pts

This, and have fun with battery management.

If you ever let the charge drop below 20%, either from storing it in the winter or mowing too long, your battery will lose capacity. If it goes to 0% for a long time, you fuck the battery up. Oh, and if you charge it above 80% or store it plugged in? Guess what, you lose battery capacity.

[–] 0 pt

Electric can refer to the vastly superior corded electric.

[–] 1 pt

I bought the extended five year warranty plan under the theory it will crap out in four and I can replace it for free.

[–] 3 pts

You know it will crap out in 4 years and 364 days

[–] 1 pt

Smart, I don’t think those stats have caught up with them yet, they’ll learn…

[–] 4 pts

A goat is a good option

be aware that a gota eats everything, especially the nice flowers that you have planted

[–] 3 pts

Theyre also mischievous and love to find breaches in your fence, then you may find them on your neighbor's car.

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A goat will eat the trees as well, at least the parts it can climb up to. But they are clever animals and make good pets.

[–] 2 pts

Mexicans are the superior option.

[–] 2 pts

I am glad that is not an option for me, yet, but it would be handy to have some cheap labor every now and then from the local box store.

[–] 0 pt

Have you checked home Depot? Can usually find a few there

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Electric or gas Mexicans?

[–] 2 pts

I usually just give them Tecate

[–] 1 pt

They bring their own tamales.