"I feel like," they are soft pussies.
Why do millennials almost always start a sentence with "Ok, first of all..." when they are triggered with facts?
It's an automated "deer-in-the-headlights" mental/verbal NPC stalling tactic. It runs without them having to think about it in order to try and buy a few seconds to desperately page through their list of other automated responses to something you said that caused them to glitch.
It's akin to someone repeating the entire question you just asked them word for word instead of just giving an honest response. It's an automated defense while they try to spin a credible lie.
It should also be a signal to you that the very next words out of their mouth will be complete bullshit and an utter waste of your time.
I think they are about to change the subject and spew an NPC talking point when they say that.
Well, it's a programmed automated response so it's not like there's going to be a lot of thought behind it. NPC's have a highly enlarged and well developed amygdala. They're essentially one big nerve ending, so every encounter is processed as a threat and responded to through a fear response. Since fear shuts off logical, rational thought, only responses they have are emotional and pre-programmed. And since their programming comes purely through approved social interaction with other NPC's, their response is as predictable as the sunrise. Push a button, get a response.
"Right?!" I "literally" agree with this.
I could be accused of saying "literally" quite a bit. But... I literally know the difference between "figuratively" and "literally". Whereas, most millennials seem not to.
"That literally blew my mind bruh."
If it "literally blew your mind" you'd be dead. Over used gay form of expression. It's the millennial version of using "totally" or "basically" The word "literally" was generally used when there could be confusion as to whether the event is literal or figurative. Now every faggot with a beard and stupid hair cut talks like this and it makes me want to puke.
I'd fuck you.
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