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[–] 9 pts

So like a very well paid security guard?

[–] 8 pts

What is "everything"?

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Gah, April fool's regex... Title says "nothing"

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Holy shit! That's what that is. I thought I was losing my mind with all the typos in post.

[–] 1 pt

My shit must be better than yours.

[–] 4 pts

Like meditation? For a million dollars of course I would.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

Me too, I have a rich inner landscape so I can entertain myself.

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If I had a million I would hire someone to trim maintenance my inner landscape.

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I used to teach in TX public schools. We would have to proctor these state student exams for a couple days where teachers could do nothing but observe kids take the test (after reading directions, of course.) No reading or computers or phones allowed. Just watching kids take a test for hours. And this went on for a few days.

It was awful. I hated every second of testing days and I found myself getting enraged by the boredom of it all. I don't think I could do it.

[–] [deleted] 3 pts

Better than some jobs. For a million, sure, why not? In 2000 hours you can build one hell of a mind palace.

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Are we talking absolutely nothing, like sit in a chair and don't move, or can I shitpost on poal?

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No computers or phones

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Can I masturbate?

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Yeah

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But I could just sleep for 8 hours? That seems like a no brainer.

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Can't sleep, lol

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Books? I would do it for far less.

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No books

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Payday every two weeks?

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Yes I would work a year or two n quit. Hell I would work weekends n hollidays if it was double time.

Could I just send in a clone and have the check sent to me?

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man if you had a clone you could sell the patent for billions!

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man if you had a clone you could sell the patent for billions!

You obviously dont know me. Now I could prolly get a couple grand fer the patent.

Back in the 80s the Kremlin was trying to get my dna because back then they wanted to step up the Moscow circus. Tru story

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No, hell no. I hate jail.

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Atonal humming until whomever has been hired to ensure I don't cheat at my "job" decides that one of us must die.

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