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Am I having a stroke? Is this an April fool's prank? Is it an inside joke?

Am I having a stroke? Is this an April fool's prank? Is it an inside joke?

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I figured everyone was suddenly black.

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If you woke up black would you lynch yourself?

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Probably not. No one lynches black people for being black.

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I don't think you understand your predicament. You're now black. Forever. With all that comes with that. Low IQ. All your relatives are black. You aren't qualified for any high paying careers. Wool for hair. Your only chance to hook up with a non black girl is to find one of the few emotionally damaged and usually obese leftovers who all the black guys are competing for. Even then your kids will be half breeds.

Obviously others don't care about your predicament enough to kill you. But would you kill yourself?