No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

I’ve done this while totally sober on photos.

I have come very close to doing that on an old-fashioned photo.

Doubt we are the type of demogrpahic that would do this accidentally sober.

It never even occurred to me this could be a thing. Sounds like a bad boomer joke.

No. I'm not a retard, despite being on poal

When Chuck Norris does a pinch-zoom on paper, it actually stretches the paper.

Never pinch-zoom, but I look for a Control+Z when I am writing longhand.

Seems like something millennials at the tail end of the generation and younger would do.