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Same thing you want from playing with your teenage mutant ninja turtles action figures, an escape into a wonderful fantasy world.

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I'll give them what they want.

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They presuambly want wealthy faggots with a 6 pack that will treat them miserably like that one book everyone went crazy after that ironically treated women like objects.

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They want tall and handsome and strong.

They want to do.

They need to be impregnated.

They need to be slapped around.

They will, understand you only hit them,

Because you loved them so much,

It hurt not to hit,

And they will forgive you,

For not beating them more.

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Lol , yup

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Women secretly yearn to be treated like women.

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They will be made to do the dishes

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All I want is bitches, big booty bitches.

The kind to cook a steak up, and wash the fucking dishes.

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You're a fine poet. Words to live by. Beautiful.

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Women want to be wanted. Thats why they get scammed by the boyfriend nigeria looking for citizenship.

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They want to read about a man who is very powerful, but absolutely NEEDS a woman.

50 shades of grey. Billionaire.

Twilight. Rich immortal vampire.

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Very "Normal" answer. yuk,yuk,yuk.

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What does an 800 year vampire have in common with a highschool girl? Their period?

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A vampire walks into a bar and asks for a cup of warm water. The bartender says "I thought you guys drink blood". The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'll have you know I'm having tea".

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They want romance.

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wet holes

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Gonna have to disagree with you there, pal.

Women don't want to hear about wet holes. Certain words, like moist, make some women extremely uncomfortable.

Women want their holes to be most, to be made most, but they don't want to hear about it

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They read them to learn practical skills, like internal combustion engine repair and such.

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Comfortable poops.

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Men can't understand why women can't just have casual sex

Women can't understand why men can't just have casual love relationships

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Men are turned on by visual sexual stimulus, so men overwhelmingly watch porn.

Women are generally turned on by the idea of powerful, desirable men falling for them and then sweeping them off their feet, so women read romance novels. It's just porn for the female brain.

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Rape by a pirate that looks like Johnny Depp.

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