A kid comes home from school crying. His dad asks "what's the matter with you". The kid says "kids were making fun of me because I don't know what a pussy or a cunt is". The dad takes the kid upstairs where his wife is sleeping. He lifts up the covers and says to his son "you see that thing between her legs, that is a pussy". The kid asks "can I touch it". The dad replies "no, you'll wake up the cunt".