You can't visit friends because there is a pandemic and you lost your internet privileges because of wrong think, the stasi are enroute to your dwelling now to take you to the reeducation camp to make you a more compliant comrade. Your children will be given to a good homosexual couple to learn about their vibrant culture. Also the 6 o'clock news tells us all that those protesters were terrorists and enemies of the state who were advocating child murder.
I will allow no such adverse actions against my town, neighborhood, neighbors, nor family.
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