Bats don't just bite people though. A couple years ago a dad found a bat in the yard and showed his kids because it looked cool. The bat scratched the kid when he touched it and no one thought anything of it until it was too late. Don't fuck with bats, is a pretty simple rule to live by.
I was a janitor once and a bat got in the building. My boss told me to move him outside and I said fuck no call animal control because I'm not going near it. This female electrician volunteered to do it. She was fine and didn't get bit or anything but I thought both her and my boss were retarded.
Are you bragging about being a little bitch right now?
Lol. Look you can play with sick bats if you want. I won't stop you.
I'll come to your funeral and tell everyone how much more macho you were than me.
Maybe I'll hit on your widow who knows, lmao.
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