That's because I was in a hot spring for the past 3 weeks well in and out of a hot spring. So I got kind of dehydrated I figured a Gatorade would just level it off quick enough and then I could continue with water. But alas corporate greed wins the day again. We just bend over and spread our assholes wider.
I know there's a cheek-spreading gatoraids joke in there somewhere but it's late, I'm tired, and now I feel dehydrated too.
You mean like they don't even move the hemorrhoids out of the way they just push the barbed stick up your ass and then ask you for money for the service.
I meant more like an HIV pun.
spread our assholes wider
I'll allow it.
Hey, how's it spreading Anus?
Wide and greasy, fren...wide and greasy.
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