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the 32 oz Gatorade now dropped to 28. What the fuck is going on here? there's no innovation in any type of anything anymore now they're just dead up fucking stealing from us and they don't even care. It's all going into the fucking pockets of the greedy banksters and the fucking golf club membership old fucker dividend needers. It's so fucking wrong. Is there any ways that we could somehow bring this to light instead of just eating it? I mean like "oh well, we need to be thankful we at least have food in our shelves, fuck that. I would love to hear someone say oh it's because of the pandemic or it's because of supply chain issues. Where are our consumer activist groups?

the 32 oz Gatorade now dropped to 28. What the fuck is going on here? there's no innovation in any type of anything anymore now they're just dead up fucking stealing from us and they don't even care. It's all going into the fucking pockets of the greedy banksters and the fucking golf club membership old fucker dividend needers. It's so fucking wrong. Is there any ways that we could somehow bring this to light instead of just eating it? I mean like "oh well, we need to be thankful we at least have food in our shelves, fuck that. I would love to hear someone say oh it's because of the pandemic or it's because of supply chain issues. Where are our consumer activist groups?

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That's because I was in a hot spring for the past 3 weeks well in and out of a hot spring. So I got kind of dehydrated I figured a Gatorade would just level it off quick enough and then I could continue with water. But alas corporate greed wins the day again. We just bend over and spread our assholes wider.

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I know there's a cheek-spreading gatoraids joke in there somewhere but it's late, I'm tired, and now I feel dehydrated too.

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You mean like they don't even move the hemorrhoids out of the way they just push the barbed stick up your ass and then ask you for money for the service.

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I meant more like an HIV pun.

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spread our assholes wider

I'll allow it.

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Hey, how's it spreading Anus?

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Wide and greasy, fren...wide and greasy.