I drink it when I piss dark yellow. It helps me balance out.
That doesn't sound healthy friend. If your piss is really dark yellow that's concerning, and I don't think some pseudo "sports" drink is going to be your best option to set things right. I'd suggest throwing back a tall monster energy, fix you right up. And you can feeeeel it working, no way you're gonna be off balance with that jet fuel coursing through your veins.
That's because I was in a hot spring for the past 3 weeks well in and out of a hot spring. So I got kind of dehydrated I figured a Gatorade would just level it off quick enough and then I could continue with water. But alas corporate greed wins the day again. We just bend over and spread our assholes wider.
I know there's a cheek-spreading gatoraids joke in there somewhere but it's late, I'm tired, and now I feel dehydrated too.
spread our assholes wider
I'll allow it.
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