That doesn't sound healthy friend. If your piss is really dark yellow that's concerning, and I don't think some pseudo "sports" drink is going to be your best option to set things right. I'd suggest throwing back a tall monster energy, fix you right up. And you can feeeeel it working, no way you're gonna be off balance with that jet fuel coursing through your veins.
That's because I was in a hot spring for the past 3 weeks well in and out of a hot spring. So I got kind of dehydrated I figured a Gatorade would just level it off quick enough and then I could continue with water. But alas corporate greed wins the day again. We just bend over and spread our assholes wider.
I know there's a cheek-spreading gatoraids joke in there somewhere but it's late, I'm tired, and now I feel dehydrated too.
You mean like they don't even move the hemorrhoids out of the way they just push the barbed stick up your ass and then ask you for money for the service.
spread our assholes wider
I'll allow it.
Hey, how's it spreading Anus?
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