Not even squatting. You even force it through flexed glutes
I had to poop in a grocery bag the other day. I take a lot of Kratom and I eat a lot of vegetables so my poop is very solid. Clean as possible: which is ok except when I don’t flush multiple times and it clogs up the toilet: see if you clog it with toilet paper it’s an easy fix. Not with rocks. I clogged it at night. Woke up still clogged: I gotta go
Pour some dish soap in the toilet beforehand, does the trick 99% of the time.
Yea that’s what I did to fix it: but you wake up in the middle of the night to shit. Then you go back to sleep: then you wake up to go to work: you don’t have time
How does it not get all over your rear when you're standing and your cheeks closed?
I wasn’t standing I was squatting over a grocery bag
STANDING. LIKE A FUCKING MAN SHOULD.
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