Read the direction's
Read the direction's
All the weird stuff I used to do is now perfectly normal.
All the weird stuff I used to do is now perfectly normal.
Nothing. I’m normal. I talk to myself a lot though. People catch me doing it a lot. Always whispering under my breath. It’s fucking annoying
Nothing. I’m normal. I talk to myself a lot though. People catch me doing it a lot. Always whispering under my breath. It’s fucking annoying
Metoo, mostly I say 'goddamn niggers', mostly unrelated to anything in particular
Metoo, mostly I say 'goddamn niggers', mostly unrelated to anything in particular
When I hurt myself at work, "fucking nigger!" is my go-to saying.
When I hurt myself at work, "fucking nigger!" is my go-to saying.
When my cat angers me, I call her a dumb nigger
When my cat angers me, I call her a dumb nigger
When i’m in public i chant nigger under my breath.
When i’m in public i chant nigger under my breath.
I poop standing up.
I poop standing up.
Not even squatting. You even force it through flexed glutes
Not even squatting. You even force it through flexed glutes
I had to poop in a grocery bag the other day. I take a lot of Kratom and I eat a lot of vegetables so my poop is very solid. Clean as possible: which is ok except when I don’t flush multiple times and it clogs up the toilet: see if you clog it with toilet paper it’s an easy fix. Not with rocks. I clogged it at night. Woke up still clogged: I gotta go
I had to poop in a grocery bag the other day. I take a lot of Kratom and I eat a lot of vegetables so my poop is very solid. Clean as possible: which is ok except when I don’t flush multiple times and it clogs up the toilet: see if you clog it with toilet paper it’s an easy fix. Not with rocks. I clogged it at night. Woke up still clogged: I gotta go
Pour some dish soap in the toilet beforehand, does the trick 99% of the time.
Pour some dish soap in the toilet beforehand, does the trick 99% of the time.
How does it not get all over your rear when you're standing and your cheeks closed?
How does it not get all over your rear when you're standing and your cheeks closed?
STANDING. LIKE A FUCKING MAN SHOULD.
STANDING. LIKE A FUCKING MAN SHOULD.
I generate fake dic pics with AI.
And run 71 alt-accounts here on poal.
Mostly I use them for answering dic pic requests from .
He still hasn't figured out they're fake.
I generate fake dic pics with AI.
And run 71 alt-accounts here on poal.
Mostly I use them for answering dic pic requests from @MaroonSaint.
He still hasn't figured out they're fake.
If I can't find something at a big box store I make my wife go ask an employee where it is located.
If I can't find something at a big box store I make my wife go ask an employee where it is located.
You really don't wanna know
You really don't wanna know
can't be worse than anus expansion now?
can't be worse than anus expansion now?
There are worse things, like having it sewn closed
There are worse things, like having it sewn closed
Spend time reading here.
Spend time reading here.
12 pack a night
12 pack a night
Your belly must look like the Hindenberg before it caught fire. You need to learn to concentrate your alcohol. I suggest you switch to Vodka.
Your belly must look like the Hindenberg before it caught fire. You need to learn to concentrate your alcohol. I suggest you switch to Vodka.
kiss mah belly!
kiss mah belly!
Cover myself in peanut butter and pretend I'm melting.
Cover myself in peanut butter and pretend I'm melting.
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