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Seems to me, something is up with that shit. *edit Result: Electricity is both fake AND homosexual. And Jew controlled.

Seems to me, something is up with that shit. *edit Result: Electricity is both fake AND homosexual. And Jew controlled.

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I work at a power plant. The whole thing is a scam.

We send electrons out, then immediately suck them back. Send them out, then immediately back. We do this 60 times a second and bill you for it.

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Talk about sucking and blowing at the same time...

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Megamaid ran on electricity

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You are not being truthful Mr. Kirchhoff. You send HOLES out and the customers send back thier electrons and get charged in the process!

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Classic jew tactic, charge for the absence of something.

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What kind of power plant? Coal, hydro, or some other flavor?

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Black magic. We put uranium in water and it boils.

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Now that shit is interesting. It is essentially free besides of course the startup costs and continuing maintenance and employment costs.

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But the rate of electron flow is very low, less than a millimeter second.

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It tastes spicy but different than pepper spicy. If it's too spicy you'll die, unlike most peppers.

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9V batteries are good tasting samples.

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Just stick a fork in the plug. Done. You'll know everything you need to know. It will instantly be uploaded to your brain.

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some people need the fork to know its real

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Tweezers work best with less effort.

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It's a white middle class tradition to use an appliance and the bath tub

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Any metal object will teach them

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noone has ever seen it, it's there, but really it's faith based

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it's there

like Santa Claus, huh?

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More like space... And covid

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Fake and ghey. Just say no.

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There is no proof that electricity even exists

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prove that electricity cant be seen momo. it comes in a few colors and bite fucking hard. if op asked about gravity well shit we can debunk that shit but actual electricity yeah that shit real

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It goes in. It goes out. And that's all I got to say.

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If something dont work, I allways say its a bad ground. Everyone usually agrees so it must be real. Or its magic and they're all wizards n shit. Hmm, could be a scam.

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I just try turning it off then on ag-

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We were meant to be bare foot. We are living a bad ground.

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It's black magic. Don't trust it. YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME IF YOU TRUST IT!

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Im paying way too fucking much for mine.

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Elec-trickery more like

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