Fuck off. We're full.
Your mother's womb (unless she is an alcoholic or druggie).
Or pro-choice.
The non coastal SE is pretty disaster free I"ve noticed. As long as you're on high ground. It's too wet for regular wildfires, tectonically stable, tornadoes happen just about as often as anywhere else (much less than, say, Oklahoma). Hurricanes only near the coast. Flooding happens but mostly the water stays in the river channels which are all over. No blizzards, no avalanches. Most commonly you die because a tree fell on you.
Start by reviewing the demographics of places.
You can stay on my couch. It’s nice and cozy. I have soft blankets and fluffy pillows. We can eat mushrooms and snuggle
None ya
If you live in one of those places PLEASE do not publicly answer him.
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