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[–] 3 pts

Ok Grandpa, settle down. Your applesauce is going to be here soon and we can go out later so you can yell at the squirrels.

[–] 2 pts

Talking to the squirrels is normal.

It's when they talk back there is some concern.

[–] 1 pt

Talking, yes. Yelling, no. The squirrels just get mad when you do that, and trust me - you do not want the squirrels to be mad at you.

[–] 1 pt

I like squirrels. That’s why I destroy all the cats that I find

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

I WANT MEAT. Send that skinny wench to bring me a sammich.

[–] 1 pt

No. We've talked about this. You get applesauce. You eat the applesauce. That's all you get.