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[–] [deleted] 7 pts

Muh dick.

Bix nood.

Muffuguh dindu nuffin.

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all police and DA's find me invisible and forget my presence the minute i leave their sight, i am the silence

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I mean the vast majority of people in jail are black. So this is kind of jist whining.

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Could jump a hundred turnstiles in a single bound

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Jumping over fences

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ability to summon the nearest bike

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Unabated theft from the populace under the guise of disenfranchised justice.

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Mind control of large groups. All I would have to do is call someone a racist and everyone in the area would dogpile my enemy while mindlessly chanting how not racist they are until my target is defeated and I have collected a critical mass of nike shoes. The side effect is that fellow blacks in the area are not actually controlled, but instead reduced to only gibbering in single syllable sentences and sent into a violent frenzy. As this is nearly indistinguishable from the norm, this effect would thankfully go largely unnoticed. My weakness are child support payments and pools over four feet deep.

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He can dodge child support payments with ease.

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Jogging and rigging while calling the white ghosts "racists" so they stop watching me so I can commit illegal acts.

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apparently be mildly annoying?

nig·gle

/ˈniɡəl/

cause slight but persistent annoyance, discomfort, or anxiety.

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