all police and DA's find me invisible and forget my presence the minute i leave their sight, i am the silence
I mean the vast majority of people in jail are black. So this is kind of jist whining.
Could jump a hundred turnstiles in a single bound
ability to summon the nearest bike
ability to steal the nearest bike*
Muh dick
Unabated theft from the populace under the guise of disenfranchised justice.
Jumping over fences
Mind control of large groups. All I would have to do is call someone a racist and everyone in the area would dogpile my enemy while mindlessly chanting how not racist they are until my target is defeated and I have collected a critical mass of nike shoes. The side effect is that fellow blacks in the area are not actually controlled, but instead reduced to only gibbering in single syllable sentences and sent into a violent frenzy. As this is nearly indistinguishable from the norm, this effect would thankfully go largely unnoticed. My weakness are child support payments and pools over four feet deep.
Sounds like the Beast Titan's ability.
He can dodge child support payments with ease.
It's like Blade, but instead of vampires he hunts niggers. He hates joggers, running in the dark. So he walks, during the day. Daywalker.
The ability to destroy once proud, strong societies.
Caveat: Requires involvement of Jews.
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