There are traces of semen all over...the remote control, the TV, the curtains, the furniture, the goddamn ceiling..
Other people have been there, which means you'd have to expect some amount of all kinds of bodily fluids. And it's not like there isn't semen in an AirBnB, so it doesn't seem like you have much choice. Pillows are full of dust mites and dust mite feces. I don't get off on slamming my face into dust mite feces, but I still use a pillow.
In closing: we are filthy creatures, in a filthy world.
Ugly bags of mostly water
ceiling? but how?
but how?
Catching your nut in your hand, then flinging it at the ceiling like spiderman casting his web.
Don't underestimate people in hotels, breh https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Health/hiding-hotel-room/story?id=1507794
I take it that you have never been that "backed up"???
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