I wish you were my neighbor, I have a ton of compost piles that won't kick off because they're all carbon. My advice would be to call around to local tree services, we make one phone call and within a couple days a free 10 yard pile of mulch appears in the driveway.
Mix it 70/30 carbon/nitrogen aka mulch/chicken shit. Turn it a few times a week and it will kick off long before it starts smelling. Even if you don't garden you could sell the compost.
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