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any veteran chicken farmers here? i bought a house with a chicken coop and pen but i’ve never had chickens before. the coop is completely empty with no nesting spots. its about 6’ x 6’ x 6’. i’m watching jewtube how-to videos, but just curious if any of you niggers have advice. my expectation is egg supply and tick control around the yard.

any veteran chicken farmers here? i bought a house with a chicken coop and pen but i’ve never had chickens before. the coop is completely empty with no nesting spots. its about 6’ x 6’ x 6’. i’m watching jewtube how-to videos, but just curious if any of you niggers have advice. my expectation is egg supply and tick control around the yard.

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I have never raised chickens, but my annoying dumbass niggerfaggot of a neighbor does.

He decided that in order to have chickens lay eggs he need to get a loud fucking rooster to all fuck with 'em. I can hear that damn thing 1/8 of a mile away and my other cool neighbor makes fun of it. Well you don't need a goddamn annoying fucking rooster to lay unfertilized eggs. The chickens menstruate eggs on their own.

What a fucking cocksucking niggerfaggot.

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Sorry but I was laughing out loud the entire time I read this. I can't even imagine trying to explain to that neighbor why a rooster isn't necessary. Although its possible he was sold a chicken but got a rooster instead?

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when you buy chicks you sometimes buy them 10 at a time. sometimes a rooster slips through, so 100% possible.

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OP's neighbor is so dumb he can't figure why that really noisy hen he bought never lays eggs.

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Get a rooster. Neighbors more likely to bug off.

Nice.

Added to the list.

My friend bought an amazing villa...a 50 second walk from the sea, swimming pool, big ass garden, the basement is larger than my normal house, the garage is larger than my entire house..

...neighbour has rooster.

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When we let ours go out in the yard for a few hours a day, the rooster protects the hens. I know what call he makes to where all hens immediately seek cover whenever something spooks him, usually the hawks or eagles.

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It is cool to watch. The rooster finds some food and calls the hens over to eat it before he does. I definitely want a rooster with my coup.

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They can be annoying but you will lose hens at a much faster rate than with one. It's funny to watch what those chickens think is cover. Literally any shadow, even if its an inch wide.

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He's probably wondering why his eyes are all bloody.

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Chickens like vegetable and fruit scraps. Used to go crazy for cherry tomatoes. Then they shit out the seeds and we had cherry tomatoes growing

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Also strawberries. The kids like throwing one to the chickens and watching them play "chicken football". One will grab it and run around while the others chase her down to get the strawberry. It only ends when one gets far enough away that the others give up.

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Pro tip: feed them on top of any unwanted ant hills. I had a huge red ant hill, within a week the little fuckers were gone and the eggs had a unique flavor that week.

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Put them fucking chickens in there and give them food. Put some straw in the hutches for them to sleep and sit on eggs. When they start a-cluckin' loud they're laying your egg, which you go in and get. We used to put at least one egg-shaped rock in there after that, which seemed to help the chicken stay on task.

Edit: Make sure they have water too, of course.

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ping pong balls work too apperently

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put at least one egg-shaped rock in there

that's to stop the chickens from pecking their own eggs.

chickens are dumb, they will just peck at everything to see if it's food, so OP will need to train them that eggs are all just rocks and to leave them alone

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I must have been lucky, I've had quite a few chickens over the years and never had to do this. Maybe I've picked smarter breeds? Good information to have if I ever run into this.

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We had chickens that didn't know where to lay eggs, so the rocks gave them the hint. Before that we'd find them here and there in the coop. I never thought of the eating their own eggs angle until now, but that makes sense too.

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If you live in a northern state, you may need to consider supplemental heat.

I live in Alaska, and found that a de-icer cable normally used for roofs works great when put under the coop & run along the underside of the nesting boxes (mine stick out from the sides for easier egg collection).

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Easy-to-access nesting boxes is key.

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They lay in the morning between 5AM and 10AM, so you might need to check a couple time.

My coop had a poop tray that I pulled out and sprayed off with hose every morning.

I had a couple wooden eggs in the coop, for a couple reasons. One, they knew where to lay. Two, they stopped pecking their eggs.

They need calcium supplements in their diet.

Watch out for mites.

They scratch the hell out of the yards, and make large bare patches, and love to bath in dusty dirt.

They LOVE worms. You can get dried worms from the store, and they go nuts.

They can jump about 5 feet off the ground.

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I'll keep it simple for you.

They prefer a comfy spot out of the wind and rain to lay eggs

They like to sleep on a stick just like a big ass parrot also out of the wind and rain.

Keep them in the coop the first few months. Let them out eventually and lure them back in the coop in the evening with food. They love people left overs meat especially.

Chickens will never run away if you raise them from chicks predators will eat them if you don't secure them at night and hawks might get them in the day.

Unless you're raising chickens for a living just them out.

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Yes, the hens need nesting boxes. Box should be about chest high, large enough for hen to easily turn around in and have a thresh hold to keep bedding inside. Mature hens lay an egg every other day.

Good to start with chicks and have a heat lamp about a foot off the ground. You can buy chick crumbles from feed store. Chicks love noodles and spaghetti. For small chicks cut it up in bits. Keep the chicks in the coop until they are the size of a crow.

Sorted chicks will be mostly hens. You can also get sorted male rejects for cheap to raise for meat. The rejects will be from many breeds with some great keepers as they mature. The rest can be used for food.

Selecting a good rooster: First, you need to cull dude roosters as they mature. Bad roosters are the ones that get ganged up on. Trust me, the other roosters have good instincts on who to eject. I segregated one outcast just out of pity. He was incredibly bad at chicken politics. He never could figure out how to mate or defend himself.

A good rooster will flirt with the hens and offer them food. He will call to them when he catches a tasty bug. A rooster that attacks hens or stands on top of a food pile and drives hens away while gorging himself will certainly get large and meaty so I let one do just that for a time. He ended up at a large party as special guest. Another huge rooster got even bigger but was selfish and got cock blocked constantly by a smaller and smarter rival. He ended up going to another backyard feast. His rival protected the hens and herded them around while always making sure they got fed. A real horndog and the hens seemed to enjoy getting serviced. He was never rough with the hens.

Yes, chickens are great bug catchers. Bugs like crickets and roaches became rare. Even tiny antd were targets.

Downside: If you want a lawn they love eating grass but damage the edges of a lawn by digging out dust baths. For areas you wish to protect you can staple chicken wire over the dirt. The chickens can't get through thick established lawn thatch so I had no problems there. Newly seeded areas I had to protect with chicken wire.

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I have a coop and enclosed run, and the chickens are much happier when I let them run around the yard. They do poop everywhere though, but iyou can often just rake it into the grass.

Have a plan for the poop. I use dry leaves as floor covering in the coop and scoop it out every week or two to remove the poop. I compost (and give away some) and the leaves (or wood shavings too) are needed to get a good product.

So much poop. Seriously. It doesn't seem like much at first, but after a year of keeping them locked in a coop/run you'll start worrying what to do with it all. Don't just make a pile in the corner of your yard near the neighbor's house. It will stink badly.

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I’ve watched that Homestead Rescue show and in one case they had a moveable chicken shed. Seemed like a good idea but I don’t know how practical it is. Any predator that can dig under a fence would be a problem I’d imagine.

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Chicken tractor, I think it's called. You only put them in it during the day, and it's always good to have a dog or a few dogs around.

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Chicken tractors are cool because they will kill the weeds and till the soil for you. And they do it fast so good to move them regularly.

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i’m looking forward to the poop for my compost.

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Call local tree services, they'll deliver free mulch year round when you don't have enough leaves.

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I wish you were my neighbor, I have a ton of compost piles that won't kick off because they're all carbon. My advice would be to call around to local tree services, we make one phone call and within a couple days a free 10 yard pile of mulch appears in the driveway.

Mix it 70/30 carbon/nitrogen aka mulch/chicken shit. Turn it a few times a week and it will kick off long before it starts smelling. Even if you don't garden you could sell the compost.

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How do you deal with predators? I want to start a chicken coop this year but if I leave for a day or two will the chickens get slaughtered? Do I need a dog to keep the coyotes away? I feel like once I get a chicken coop going I'm going to be stuck there all the time.

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We go a week without feeding, it's easy to get someone to check the coop once, tell them to keep the eggs. After about 4 days they will have a few dozen. Don't leave the eggs too long, then they become broody.

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I made an enclosed run so predators aren't an issue. Use a strong metal mesh for the walls of the enclosure. Dig it down at least a foot to prevent burrowing, but you may also want to bury a mesh floor if you have lots of predators. With an enclosed run, the chickens can get in/out of the coop for exercise and you can leave them for a few days if necessary.

If you just have a coop, you'll need to let them out each day and lock them up at night for predators. I don't have experience with dogs or other guards.

I put a lot of effort into my coop/run so that I can leave them for a week at a time (or longer if food/water is stocked). The only daily item that needs taken care of is removing eggs, and I can usually get a neighbor to agree to free eggs.

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Do you have wheels on your coup? My neighbor does and insists on it. He moves it around his yard for some reason.

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Make the coop serviceable so the eggs are easy to get and it is easy to clean.

Feed the chicks good feed and you will have the best eggs you have ever eaten and more than you know what to do with.

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Comment for interest as well.

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