I have never raised chickens, but my annoying dumbass niggerfaggot of a neighbor does.
He decided that in order to have chickens lay eggs he need to get a loud fucking rooster to all fuck with 'em. I can hear that damn thing 1/8 of a mile away and my other cool neighbor makes fun of it. Well you don't need a goddamn annoying fucking rooster to lay unfertilized eggs. The chickens menstruate eggs on their own.
What a fucking cocksucking niggerfaggot.
Sorry but I was laughing out loud the entire time I read this. I can't even imagine trying to explain to that neighbor why a rooster isn't necessary. Although its possible he was sold a chicken but got a rooster instead?
when you buy chicks you sometimes buy them 10 at a time. sometimes a rooster slips through, so 100% possible.
OP's neighbor is so dumb he can't figure why that really noisy hen he bought never lays eggs.
What a dumb asshole.
Get a rooster. Neighbors more likely to bug off.
Nice.
Added to the list.
My friend bought an amazing villa...a 50 second walk from the sea, swimming pool, big ass garden, the basement is larger than my normal house, the garage is larger than my entire house..
...neighbour has rooster.
When we let ours go out in the yard for a few hours a day, the rooster protects the hens. I know what call he makes to where all hens immediately seek cover whenever something spooks him, usually the hawks or eagles.
It is cool to watch. The rooster finds some food and calls the hens over to eat it before he does. I definitely want a rooster with my coup.
They can be annoying but you will lose hens at a much faster rate than with one. It's funny to watch what those chickens think is cover. Literally any shadow, even if its an inch wide.
He's probably wondering why his eyes are all bloody.
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