Does throwing them in the dryer for 20 minutes count?
Hedonist!
I prefer heatonist.
Yeah I do this even though I can't sleep on a feather pillow
U won toss mah salad while u down dare?
You fucking imp retard. Sit on the toilet and put a banana in your ass.
Mane u talk like dat makes me horny
I have all MYPILLOWS so no fluffing needed. I literally fall asleep
I also have some MYPILLOWS. I use the patented adjustable fill all the time. It's not really fluffing.
I never fluffed a pillow. Never seen anyone fluff a pillow. I assumed it was just something done in hotel commercials.
Your mom fluffs my pillows on a regular basis.
NEVER, I LET THEM GET HARD AND STIFF UNTIL THEY GIVE ME HEADACHES THEN I GIVE THEM TO YOUR MOTHER FOR USE AS TAMPONS.
Thanks for reminding me to fluff my pillows btw.
I buy special flat pillows?
I don't get why people want their neck bent upwards at 90deg
They make flat pillows? I need to look into this, I usually just use one normal pillow to sleep and that is too much of an angle for my neck.
this kind of thing
By your pillows as in plowing your mamas asshole.
Nightly good sir nightly
Didn't even make a fluffer joke? You're off your game a bit today.
Pillow fluffers are degenerate!
I didn’t know this was part of pillow maintenance. I use my pillow to fight my four dogs, as both shield and bludgeon. I guess that would fluff it a bit.
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