Even better: build a time machine, go back in time, and bribe your mother to get your abortion
Even better: build a time machine, go back in time, and bribe your mother to get your abortion
Knowing my mother it wouldn’t take much, lol.
(Quietly crying to myself.)
Knowing my mother it wouldn’t take much, lol.
(Quietly crying to myself.)
My mom? A pack of smokes (whimpers)
My mom? A pack of smokes (*whimpers*)
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