I don't understand the Jap add-on toilet seat remote control crap. But when I got sent to Europe on work trips I loved using a bidet. It is a separate porcelain fixture next to the toilet. Do you business in the toilet, then move over to the bidet and wash your crotch and dry off with a towel. Great for after sex, too.
What towel? What happens to the towel? You wash it with your clothes? How many towels do you use? All shit is differ end, cant see a squirt of water cleaning all.
Think of it as a miniature bathtub next to the toilet, you wash your ass and crotch with soapy water, rinse and dry with a towel.
https://www.vox.com/2020/4/14/21218467/bidets-toilet-paper-shortage-tushy-toto-washlet
Don't get soap in your butt. You'll regret it
So take a shower after every shit, got it.
I ain't bought toilet paper for ten+ years, so when the hoarders cleaned out the supermarket, I yawned...while the latecomers cried and bitched....and one bitch went into meltdown mode. I use a warm soapy washrag, which then goes into a small plastic tub of hot water, Dawn Antibacterial and a capfull of bleach. A toliet plunger jumps it up and down til clean, the tub is emptied into the toilet, and the washrag is rinsed in the lavatory, then hug up to dry for the next day.
I quit the toilet paper when I noticed it was not getting the job done. No matter how well I thought I wiped, my butt would itch a few hours later, I'd use some toilet paper to scratch it, and find stains on it. At first I started taking a full shower, but that got old fast...once a day is quite enough for me. I thought about it, and came up with the washrag method. Problem solved.
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