You're still using a bidet? Seriously? That's fucking hilarious.
3 seashells all the way, mother fucker.
Joe Bidet
Seriously how does that work? I cant see it being effected all the time but how do you dry off? Toilet paper just denigrates when wet.
I finally bought one and it's the shit. Basically you turn the lever which causes the jet to pop down then it shoots a single solid stream of water at your butt. Mine has a second lever for water pressure but even at the lowest level it's still enough pressure to shoot out of the toilet bowl and arc a few feet into the wall. At the higher pressure water can go up into your butt if you don't clinch.
I still use toilet paper but just a lot less. If it's a softer stool I'll wipe once or twice to remove excess and then I use the bidet and it basically pressure washes everything off. Then I just wipe once or twice more to dry off and I'm done. It's a little intense the first few times but it doesn't hurt or anything. You'll never have another one of those shits where you sit there wiping for like 5 minutes straight
So..... Basically its a toilet hose? And there's a reasonable expectation of water, possibly containing shit, leaving the bowl, or blowing up my back?
And then ass towels for a final check
WTF
A stream ain't gonna work. All the shit isn't at a pinpoint on my ass.
I don't understand the Jap add-on toilet seat remote control crap. But when I got sent to Europe on work trips I loved using a bidet. It is a separate porcelain fixture next to the toilet. Do you business in the toilet, then move over to the bidet and wash your crotch and dry off with a towel. Great for after sex, too.
What towel? What happens to the towel? You wash it with your clothes? How many towels do you use? All shit is differ end, cant see a squirt of water cleaning all.
If you use soapy water (basically a shower) then your ass is clean and you use a towel to dry off.
Well fuck, yeah I could take a shower after every shit. Im talkin about that female Bidet shit.
It works. Clean arse. No need to wipe.
so you walk around with a wet ass after?
We had to go to the river back, in the good ol days.
Butt crack always shiny and clean.
You don't fire hose enema? In current year?
Pleb trash.
Imagine when the power goes out, youre helpless. Fucking caveman.
As long as I have water pressure, mine works
And what maintains your waterpressure precious?
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