I ain't bought toilet paper for ten+ years, so when the hoarders cleaned out the supermarket, I yawned...while the latecomers cried and bitched....and one bitch went into meltdown mode. I use a warm soapy washrag, which then goes into a small plastic tub of hot water, Dawn Antibacterial and a capfull of bleach. A toliet plunger jumps it up and down til clean, the tub is emptied into the toilet, and the washrag is rinsed in the lavatory, then hug up to dry for the next day. I quit the toilet paper when I noticed it was not getting the job done. No matter how well I thought I wiped, my butt would itch a few hours later, I'd use some toilet paper to scratch it, and find stains on it. At first I started taking a full shower, but that got old fast...once a day is quite enough for me. I thought about it, and came up with the washrag method. Problem solved.