I finally bought one and it's the shit. Basically you turn the lever which causes the jet to pop down then it shoots a single solid stream of water at your butt. Mine has a second lever for water pressure but even at the lowest level it's still enough pressure to shoot out of the toilet bowl and arc a few feet into the wall. At the higher pressure water can go up into your butt if you don't clinch.
I still use toilet paper but just a lot less. If it's a softer stool I'll wipe once or twice to remove excess and then I use the bidet and it basically pressure washes everything off. Then I just wipe once or twice more to dry off and I'm done. It's a little intense the first few times but it doesn't hurt or anything. You'll never have another one of those shits where you sit there wiping for like 5 minutes straight
So..... Basically its a toilet hose? And there's a reasonable expectation of water, possibly containing shit, leaving the bowl, or blowing up my back?
And then ass towels for a final check
Never had water leave the toilet while sitting on it. The water stream is angled at about 45* so it basically hits your asshole straight on and everything just goes straight down into the toilet. I don't think I've ever had shit on the TP when drying off after using the bidet
Thanks for the reply.
WTF
It's not as bad as it might sound
A stream ain't gonna work. All the shit isn't at a pinpoint on my ass.
It's a pretty considerable stream with decent pressure behind it, you also have to sort of move around a little bit to get all the angles and everything.
After a good rinse I don't think I've ever had any shit leftover when drying with toilet paper. It does a good job of removing everything.
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